My fellow Feline-Americans,
I want to deliver my response to the State of the Union, the SOTU, in the form of the State of the Feline Union or, if you will, the STFU.
I want to lay out my ideas for the future.
I believe we need “Vetcare for All,”
Ya’ll, there is fluffy white stuff FALLING FROM THE SKY. IT’S AN ANOMALY LIKE NO ONE HAS EVER SEE.. wot? It’s snow? Ohhhhhhh! Well, I still don’t trust it. I’m gonna stay up here and keep guard anyway. #guardian#snow#snowday#whatisthat#guardcat #
There is, in reality, no recessionary alarm, as the so-called premier Conte says. Once the monkeys of the Venezuelan degrowth were sent to the government, everything happened accordingly, consistently. It is not an alarm, it is the realization of a g
Hello, I’m Noodle your sanitation inspector. I couldn’t help but notice that it’s time to replace your soap. Also, the tap isn’t currently on so I can’t drink from it. Please remedy this ASAP. Thanks. #sanitation#cleanliness#catsinsinks#nanettenoo
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Special Counsel, Robert Mueller indicted the 6th former Trump advisor, Junior Stone today. Seen here in one of his characteristically ‘interesting’ outfits, Stone was charged with obstruction, witness tampering and lying under oath.
Australia Day is a gimmick. How many of us go and play cricket, eat vegemite and other “Aussie” pastimes. To start with as a multicultural group of people we do our own cultural thing on the holiday. No we shouldn’t celebrate the disposition of country from the First People of Australia.
#tfw you're happily dreaming that everycat has enough kibble and a warm place to sleep and places to roam and access to free quality vet care...then you're suddenly woken up and thrown nosefirst back in to reality.
I think we could all use a new hideout Tofu - yay for presents!!!!
Hallo, I am Noodle your maths teacher. Here is your #caturday pop quiz. Ready? No cheating. There are 5 mices in a hoose. If 3 are in the music room, than WHY THE HELL CAN’T I GET THIS ONE OFF THE DOOR KNOB?! Answers due now because I’m hungry. #math
If you don’t know, now you know.
Update from Special Counsel’s Office: “Buzzfeed’s description of specific statements to the Special Counsel’s Office, and characterization of documents and testimony obtained by this office, regarding Michael Cohen’
I don’t think the statement from Mueller and his office should discourage us in any way—I think he was saying —“look, we don’t leak so that part of the buzzfeed story is inaccurate!” But we all know Cohen was instructed to lie based on the progression of the investigation and the witnesses that have come forward. #muellertime
“It is high time that the Communists should openly, in the face of the whole world, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the Specter of Communism with a Manifesto of the party itself.” #karlmarx#endcatipal
In order to make the perfect Noodle loaf, you need the following:
1. Comfy couch
2. A Noodle cat
3. Some food just out of reach to make love eyes at.
Once assembled, boop intermittently and give constant cheek scratches. #warmcat#catcuddles#catlo
Lilly, Lady of Locksbrook on... tonight’s big Brexit vote - “I’m very concerned about the Tory bungling of Brexit, human, so I’m hoping that repugnant May woman and her fox-hunting friends get decimated in Parliament tonight. Conversely, I understand